GOLD: The Porn-Watching Skier

Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset

Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset

Running away with the gold medal for risque behaviour  Norwegian cross-country skier Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset tops the list of gaffes for blaming a bad ski run that cost him the gold medal on watching too much porn.

‘My name is Odd-Bjoern Hjelmeset,’ he said. ‘I skied the second lap and I f***** up today. I think I have seen too much porn in the last 14 days.

‘I have the room next to Petter Northug and every day there is noise in there. So I think that is the reason I f***** up. By the way Tiger Woods is a really good man.’

Judging from the picture at right, if you watch too much porn, the odds of you falling are significantly increased.

SILVER: The smutty snowboarder

Scotty Lago "Kiss my Medal"

Scotty Lago "Kiss my Medal"

U.S. snowboarder Scotty Lago was sent home before the closing ceremony after racy photographs surfaced showing a woman kissing his bronze medal near his waist.

‘Keeping my medal in a safe spot for now, ha ha,’ Lago tweeted when he got home.

Lago won the medal in the men’s halfpipe competition but the United States Ski and Snowboard Association forced him to leave the Olympics.

Lago was forced to go on U.S television to defend the rather risque shots.

I don’t about you, but I need to get my hands on a medal asap!!!

BRONZE: The topless curling star

Melanie Robillard

Melanie Robillard

There were further red faces when rather racy pictures of Germany’s curler Melanie Robillard emerged just in time for the Games. Now you understand why there was a huge surge in the popularity of curling for this year’s Olympics.

Robillard had taken part in the shoot to raise money for local ice rinks in her area but has declared that she won’t be posing up again any time in the near future.

‘I’ve been asked and I refused. Once is good. The first time was extremely blown out of proportion and I’d just rather not. It was a one-time experience,’ Robillard said in an interview last year.

And the other winners are…

Olympic athletes get through almost 100,000 condoms (that’s 14 per PERSON)

Hjelmeset’s next-door neighbour was not the only one who made the most of his downtime in the Olympic Village.

Health officials well-versed in the needs of the world’s elite athletes had already provided 100,000 free condoms to 7,000 athletes and officials, which works out about 14 condoms per person.

But apparently this just wasn’t enough.

With just a couple of days to go officials were forced to ship in an emergency supply of condoms after supplies ran dangerously low during the last week of the Games.

Vancouver: Olympic-standard boozing

While glitches may have overshadowed the Games, the festive spirit that spilled onto the streets of Vancouver earned the city a gold medal in drinking.

According to a Time magazine report the Canadian public taken the Olympics as a the perfect excuse to cut loose and indulge in some serious drinking.

The reporter writes: ‘You can’t help but think to yourself: “These must be the drunkest Olympics ever.”‘

So much so that local hospitals are reporting a huge surge in visits to casualty for alcohol-related sicknesses and injuries.

Another reporter said that all the drinking in Vancouver has led to a lot of urinating in public.

‘I’ve personally witnessed about 8-10 guys whizzing at once along a fence a half a block off the main street,’ he said. ‘It’s like the infield at the Kentucky Derby.’

The underage-drinking ice hockey queens

Photographs of members of the Canadian women’s hockey team drinking champagne and beer on the ice rink after their victory over the U.S.caused a stir among officials.

The women celebrated their 2-0 victory against arch-rivals America by guzzling beer, swigging from bottles of champagne and puffing on cigars. Unfortunately, they chose to do it on the ice rink rather than in the changing room.

Even worse, star player Marie-Philip Poulin, 18, the youngest in the team and scorer of the two goals, is under British Columbia’s legal drinking age of 19. Photos showed Poulin on the ice, with a beer in her hand.

Another player, Haley Irwin, poured champagne into the mouth of teammate Tessa Bonhomme while gold medals swung from their necks.

And one of the women, Rebecca Johnston, even tried to drive the ice-resurfacing machine during the party.

Supporters said the events were simply a traditional ice hockey celebration.

Canadian Women Hockey Team Boozing

Canadian Women Hockey Team Boozing

And that folks puts a wrap on this edition of the Winter Olympics.

~Boo~

 

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